Tour 2022

Ryder Cup teams

Teams for USA and (/spits) Europe have been decided for 2022.


Captain for USA will be D'Chef, and for Europe, D'Cat.

Pre-Game

Drinks at the airport, Monty's outfit, and the hotel, complete with submarine

Day 1

After a spot of siteseeing (yes, a sub parked up outside the hotel!) we were off to the Estoril golf course for the first of three tests.

Monty takes 3rd place, shooting s respectable 28 points, D'Cat scratches up 30 and seemingly had his claws into the trophy but last group in changes all that, and a card with 35 points secures the win for D'Fader.

D'Goose wins both NPs, but as rules dictate you can only win one thing, the second NP will be tacked onto tomorrow's course.

The spoon, handing in 10 points and 11 blobs (not the worst we've ever seen on tour!) goes to D'Knowledge who was last seen stripping off naked and walking towards the sea :D

Day 2

A beautiful but very challenging course was completed, but so many blobs. 5 of the 12 of us all posted 7 or more proving the difficulty was no joke.


Talking of jokes, the spoon went to D'Hat who was obviously envious of D'Knowledge's impressing display at failing, so he too scored 10 point, and 11 blobs, securing the wig for USA.

On the Ryder Cup, USA dissappointed and ended up grabbing only 2.5 points meaning we currently stand at 8.5 to 14.5. Europe will be going into the final day with a significant lead.

On the individual scores, 3rd place was for D'Goose... Then taken back on countback and handed to D'Guvnor (well done rookie!), then D'Knowledge turned things around and took 2nd (no, from the top, not the bottom this time!) and the day winner was Seve with an impressive 26 points... And 7 blobs!!!


For the championship, at the end of Day 2, D'Cat leads with 52, followed by Fader and Monty on 50 points, and D'Goose on 47 completing the 4-ball for Sunday

Day 3

Final results below of the whole tour

Congratulations D'Goose